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graveleye wrote:oh please tell me that they are not for real.
caverdan wrote:Google is your friend and Wikipedia explains it pretty good.
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
I used to be spelunker and let me tell you something: I duct taped ten maglights around my helmet. They are lightweight and strong too. Extra protection against those damned stalactites that are hanging around everywhere!
This whole thing is a horrific metaphor. SATAN is at work here. Cave in this context is a metaphor for the female genitalia. Spelunkers are those that explore those caverns without benefit of marriage.
That explains it, D&D started Goth, and cavers are all part of that "Darkness" stuff. They need to step into the light of Jesus and be saved. I'm praying for a caver this evening. We should all find a caver to pray for.
caverdan wrote:After blowing coffee out my nose and replacing my keyboard this morning........I had to investigate and see if this was based out of Colorado Springs. Damn near every religious wacko headquarter is within a dead cat throw of this town.
Google is your friend and Wikipedia explains it pretty good.
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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