cob wrote:simply because they taste so bad as barbecue...
but FORTUNATELY, there was still plenty of grog to wash it down with.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris jumped out of Grog's beard right as Floyd and Carrie were about to drink him. In one quick motion, he wrapped them up in the skin of a wooly mammoth (that he had just killed with mind bullets) and kicked them so hard they they flew through the ceiling of the cave and landed somewhere in the future.
*NOTE:
The hole that Chuck Norris created by kicking Floyd and Carrie is now known as Sotano de Golondrinas. The reason it is now in Mexico and not Canada is because Chuck Norris was so mad that Floyd and Carrie got away that he stomped his foot and caused the entire North American plate to flip over. Causing what used to be Canada to now be Mexico and vice versa. The US stayed where it was, just upside down.