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another name game to play... I'm Crusty Potty Chunks

Postby hydrology_joe » May 26, 2006 9:36 pm

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle

>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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Postby kvart » May 27, 2006 8:06 am

Crusty Farkletush

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Postby Wayne Harrison » May 27, 2006 8:55 am

Dinky Dippydoodle. Sounds like the "before" in a Viagra ad. :laughing:
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Postby Ralph E. Powers » May 27, 2006 4:05 pm

Boobie Pottysquirt (???)

ahhh the mental image...
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Postby Amocholes » May 28, 2006 6:17 am

Sloopy Gizzardbutt
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Postby Andy Shoun » May 29, 2006 8:07 am

Cheesey Wafflebrains
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Postby Jim 23482 » May 31, 2006 10:03 am

Wayne Harrison wrote:Dinky Dippydoodle. Sounds like the "before" in a Viagra ad. :laughing:


I guess we are related,

Sleezy Dippindoodle

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Postby Mike Cato » May 31, 2006 10:55 am

Goober Dippinsnickle.

How'd they know? :hairpull:
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Postby Wayne Harrison » May 31, 2006 11:07 am

Rescueman is Doombah Farklefrack. :woohoo:
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Postby Mike Cato » May 31, 2006 12:26 pm

Our president:

Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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