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George Dasher wrote:I think Chuck Norris should be in more movies.
He could just beat the crap out of all the characters and then the rest of us could just get on with our lives.
I would particularly like to see him make a guest appearance on Lost.
Evan wrote:George Dasher wrote:I think Chuck Norris should be in more movies.
He could just beat the crap out of all the characters and then the rest of us could just get on with our lives.
I would particularly like to see him make a guest appearance on Lost.
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Sorry
George Dasher wrote:I'm off topic?
At least I was short when off topic?
Evan wrote:An Early Look at 'The Descent: Part 2'
Chads93GT wrote:Evan wrote:An Early Look at 'The Descent: Part 2'
Evan, you need to get some sun. You are looking mighty pale.
Finally the sequel to Neil Marshall's modern classic The Descent is coming to the States on DVD courtesy of Lionsgate, and we've got a look at the godawful early artwork.
No special features have been announced as of yet for The Descent Part 2. Look for the film here on April 27th.
Synopsis
Terror mounts as fear cuts deeper in the chilling continuation to the globally successful horror hit THE DESCENT. Traumatized, Sarah Carter (Shauna MacDonald) emerges alone from the cave system where she confronted her darkest dread. With no rational explanation to what happened, the authorities force her back into the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing girlfriends. But as the rescue party enters further uncharted domains, flashbacks start haunting Sarah as shocking memories of the past hit home. For they are venturing into the habitat of a new tribe of Crawlers, even more viciously feral than Sarah faced before.
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