Funniest WNS Article!

[Cheryl Jones]

This has got to be bad translation from English to an obscure language and back to English! Or is it just written in Arkansasian?

Caves closed in trouble to stay spread of baleful bat fungus
Thousands of caves in civil forests are being closed to visitors in an creation to stop the spread of snow-white-nose syndrome, a noxious fungus which is decimating bat colonies and allowing for regarding which there is still no working order.

An danger closure peacefulness was issued aftermost week aside the U.S. Forest Utility for caves in 20 Eastern states, reports the Associated Crowd. A younger order covering the Forest Work’s 13-allege Southern quarter should be issued later this month. The sites on be closed for the sake of up to a year.

Researchers are dubious if the fungus is being spread nearby bats or alongside cavers, so they wait the closures choose announce them frequently to end how it is transmitted.
Read on!
http://www.arkansastroutfishing.com/200 ... at-fungus/
(A photo by "Al Hicks / Stylish York Government Department of Environmental Preservation." !!! Stylish indeed!)

[NZcaver]

Wow... apparently the NSS is now called the "Federal Speleological Alliance"??

Edit - This so-called blog sounds to me like the nonsense text you get in spam emails and posts, accompanied by a link to some stupid product or service you don't want. Oh wait a minute, that's EXACTLY what it is. It's not a real fishing blog, it's advertising for some obscure software products.

[Jeff Bartlett]

wow, not even many Arkansans are this bad:

Immense Pine Main - Tarpon Fishing
This envisage if pro all the trout fisherman who press dreamed of bewitching a doughty tarpon on run its course. That is a 8″ fish being trashed before a 80+ lb tarpon. (You certain the undistinguished size trout you’ll take captive this weekend). I unmoving have prime dates at due to the articulate of husbandry. Take gain of these days that are normally booked 9 months in beyond. I even have days within reach in mid May and June!! Are you liable to activity up your game??

Look foremost to fishing with you guys!

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[batrotter]

This sounds like a Babelfish translation. It is a software that does translation and it is hilarious to read.

[Steve S]

That sounds like one of those Japanese public signs that they translate into english. Wow!

[icave]

"Wow... apparently the NSS is now called the "Federal Speleological Alliance"??"

From now on I think we should be refered to as the "Intergalatic Federal Speleological Alliance." Just sounds better to me.

"Infected bats awaken from hibernation cock’s-crow because they possess used up their reserves of fraternity fat."

Lots of good jokes in that one. I's probably get censored for saying any though.

[hewhocaves]

Im sorry.. Im keeping my membership with the ISSA - the Interstellar Speleological Space Alliance. First on Mars, first on Titan, first in Nebluar IV. Damn fine caving, Nebular IV.