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by **PYoungbaer** » Dec 8, 2010 6:53 pm

Are Caves and Old Mines on National Forest Service Lands Closed to Reserve Them for the Elite and their Families to Weather the Social Unrest, Fire Storm, and High Wind Events That are Expected to be Associated with the 2010-2012 period?

Like Fox News, we report - you decide:

http://mysteryoftheinquity.wordpress.co ... -closings/

by **NZcaver** » Dec 8, 2010 7:07 pm

PYoungbaer wrote:Like Fox News, we report - you decide:

by **John Lovaas** » Dec 8, 2010 7:15 pm

It's all so very clear to me now..........................................................................................................

by **MUD** » Dec 8, 2010 7:16 pm

NZcaver wrote:
PYoungbaer wrote:Like Fox News, we report - you decide:

Yea man.... Fix News :rofl:

by **Scott McCrea** » Dec 8, 2010 7:18 pm

Of course, the elite and their families will need lots of Swaygo Packs, and other cave gear supplied by speleo-vendors, if they expect to weather the social unrest in a cave. I bet Cecile at B&C Wunderwear will be glad to sew aluminum foil hoods into her coveralls.

by **NZcaver** » Dec 8, 2010 7:23 pm

But wait, there's more! Need communication in your "man cave?" Contact me now to get your EMP-proof military surplus field phones. Free tin foil hat with every purchase! :woohoo:

by **self-deleted_user** » Dec 8, 2010 8:46 pm

Best theory so far! xD

by **boogercaver71** » Dec 8, 2010 8:50 pm

As a Southeast Cave Conservancy sustaining member, I am disappointed the cave closed list from SCCI was not mentioned, and feel slighted :shrug:

by **wyandottecaver** » Dec 8, 2010 9:09 pm

Thats cause the "elite" aren't IN the southeast. Just retirees near death and the guys on "Swamp People". :big grin:

by **rlboyce** » Dec 8, 2010 11:01 pm

At first I suspected a caver posted this theory due to his knowledge about the WNS situation... but then I read his belief about underground races. Yep, see those all the time...

Another good example of how conspiracy can spawn from a little-understood occurrence, and in this case worsened by senseless decisions by the government.

by **BrianC** » Dec 9, 2010 8:40 am

Hey, I know some of those bald and blond beings coming out from underground, and they certainly aren't the same. Even I couldn't come up with this one.

by **Carl Amundson** » Dec 9, 2010 3:24 pm

OMG, that was frickin' hilarious. :rofl:

Thanks for posting this, this was the funniest thing I read all day.

"Many have been known to go to these places and never come back, or if they do, they are NEVER the same"

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