"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Okay, I'm new here and thought I'd open with a joke. I'm about to go into the "Bat Room" to figure out what to do with the bats that have decided to move in upstairs.
Jenny