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The best quote you will ever hear....

PostPosted: Aug 24, 2009 12:44 pm
by jenny1980
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
:rofl:

Okay, I'm new here and thought I'd open with a joke. I'm about to go into the "Bat Room" to figure out what to do with the bats that have decided to move in upstairs. :bat sticker:

Jenny

Re: The best quote you will ever hear....

PostPosted: Aug 25, 2009 7:40 pm
by wyandottecaver
LOL good. but I like the old (very old) standby. What are the 3 fastest forms of communication?

telegraph, telephone, tell a woman.