The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with John because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in John's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'John snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that
John shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was Frank's turn. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened? How did you get a good night's sleep?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked John into bed, pinched him on the butt and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night.