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Postby makhno » Oct 14, 2008 9:37 pm

As we age, our priorities change... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.
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Re: Priorities change

Postby Grandpa Caver » Oct 14, 2008 10:00 pm

makhno wrote:As we age, our priorities change... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.


Golfing!!! Golfing??? DUH...he shoulda gone CAVING. If I'm gonna trudge around for hours toting an oversized pack of heavy equipment, I wanna find holes big enough to fit more than just one of my balls into!
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Re: Priorities change

Postby MUD » Oct 15, 2008 8:53 am

Grandpa Caver wrote:
makhno wrote:As we age, our priorities change... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.


Golfing!!! Golfing??? DUH...he shoulda gone CAVING. If I'm gonna trudge around for hours toting an oversized pack of heavy equipment, I wanna find holes big enough to fit more than just one of my balls into!


:rofl: Very good Grandpa! :rofl:
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Re: Priorities change

Postby Ralph E. Powers » Oct 15, 2008 9:24 am

makhno wrote:As we age, our priorities change... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.

Well he couldn't have gone caving because he used the rope(s) to tie up his wife. :roll:

Grandpa Caver wrote:Golfing!!! Golfing??? DUH...he shoulda gone CAVING. If I'm gonna trudge around for hours toting an oversized pack of heavy equipment, I wanna find holes big enough to fit more than just one of my balls into!


Great response Grandpa!
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