makhno wrote:As we age, our priorities change... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went golfing.
Well he couldn't have gone caving because he used the rope(s) to tie up his wife.
Grandpa Caver wrote:Golfing!!! Golfing??? DUH...he shoulda gone CAVING. If I'm gonna trudge around for hours toting an oversized pack of heavy equipment, I wanna find holes big enough to fit more than just one of my balls into!
Great response Grandpa!