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Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Phil Winkler » Jun 19, 2008 12:18 pm

Big news on CNN today about him losing the law suit.

Hello? He's a psychic!

Should'nt he have known he would lose? :yikes:
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Evan G » Jun 19, 2008 1:00 pm

Here is a link on the case:
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/geller%20loses%20court%20battle%20over%20presley%20home_1071932

Groan .... here is something else
Spoon-bending paranormalist URI GELLER is planning to bring his reality show quest to find a new psychic to Britain. The show, THE SUCCESSOR, is already a hit in Geller's native Israel - and he wants to take it to the UK, where he lives. He says, "I want to see if the show can work here in the United Kingdom and I would love to get SHARON OSBOURNE involved. "I have spoken to her about it and am waiting to see if she agrees. I think she is a great personality. The show has broken all record ratings in Israel. "It is a unique format and I have a number of countries lined up to buy it."


Valley girl impression: "Like ..... gag me with a dead grollia!"
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Tlaloc » Jun 19, 2008 1:28 pm

Evan wrote:Valley girl impression: "Like ..... gag me with a dead grollia!"


My New Oxford American Dictionary has no definition of the word "grollia". What's a grollia?
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Scott McCrea » Jun 19, 2008 1:54 pm

"Grollia" not in the dictionary... I knew that, because I'm psychic.
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Evan G » Jun 19, 2008 2:38 pm

Tlaloc wrote:
Evan wrote:Valley girl impression: "Like ..... gag me with a dead grollia!"


My New Oxford American Dictionary has no definition of the word "grollia". What's a grollia?



Liiiik it's Vally Gurl, OMG!

[find that in your New Oxford American Dictionary but of course your intention was to vilolate TOC. ]
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Tlaloc » Jun 19, 2008 3:46 pm

Evan wrote:[find that in your New Oxford American Dictionary but of course your intention was to vilolate TOC. ]

No, I really wasn't trying to "vilolate" anything.
And what's TOC? Table of Contents?
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Re: Uri Geller loses lawsuit

Postby Teresa » Jun 19, 2008 10:19 pm

Phil Winkler wrote:Big news on CNN today about him losing the law suit.

Hello? He's a psychic!

Should'nt he have known he would lose? :yikes:


No spoons were involved, or he could have bent the decision with his will.
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