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Need a used climbing partner?

Postby NZcaver » Feb 28, 2008 12:33 am

Try eBay :clap:

This auction is for one (1) climbing partner, in used condition. It is NOT for a Wren Industries Silent Partner belay device--this partner is anything but silent. It does, however, function on the most basic levels (can drive a stick shift and roll a cigarette). It is also purported to climb rocks and other obstacles, although it's been a long time since I've seen these capabilities put to use. Item may be in need of significant work. It is being sold "as is."

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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby paul » Feb 28, 2008 7:27 am

Good one! That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby ian mckenzie » Feb 28, 2008 4:39 pm

paul wrote: That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!


Really?
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby Evan G » Feb 28, 2008 5:27 pm

ian mckenzie wrote:
paul wrote: That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!


Really?


I second that: really?

But very funny post :rofl:
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby NZcaver » Feb 28, 2008 8:17 pm

Apparently the listing was removed - perhaps because auctioning human beings is against eBay policy. :doh:

Or maybe the flip-flops-with-socks police found out... :big grin:
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby fuzzy-hair-man » Feb 28, 2008 10:53 pm

paul wrote:Good one! That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!


What this flip flops stuff? they're thongs! (standard safety footwear for everything from metalworkers to truck drivers, but generally worn where there is a danger of burning, cutting, crushing, etc feet or a danger of snake or spider bite) and not those other thongs before you ask! :laughing:
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby NZcaver » Feb 28, 2008 11:31 pm

fuzzy-hair-man wrote:What this flip flops stuff? they're thongs! (standard safety footwear for everything from metalworkers to truck drivers, but generally worn where there is a danger of burning, cutting, crushing, etc feet or a danger of snake or spider bite) and not those other thongs before you ask! :laughing:

Uh-huh, truck drivers wearing that other type of thong... scary mental picture! :yikes:

Interesting that such simple footwear are known by so many names - flip-flops in the USA, thongs in Oz (but not the butt-floss type), jandals in NZ, and slippers in Hawaii.
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby paul » Feb 29, 2008 7:14 am

Evan wrote:
ian mckenzie wrote:
paul wrote: That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!

Really?

I second that: really?


Yes - really!
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Re: Need a used climbing partner?

Postby Evan G » Feb 29, 2008 3:07 pm

paul wrote: That's the first time I've ever seen anybody wearing socks with flip-flops!



It is common to see Birkenstock's and socks around here and other. It gets chilly at night. Oh I just bought a P-coat, comfy coat!
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