Never Oversleep Again...

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Never Oversleep Again...

Postby Wayne Harrison » Jan 4, 2008 2:30 pm

:alarm:

Wake up to the smell of...Animosity...

Alarm clock connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze!

For years the masses have told you that if you snooze you lose. You never believed them. You held your head high and slept in whenever you wanted to, always without fear of loss. Well, dear friends, the times have changed. The ingenious sages at ThinkGeek Labs(TM) have finally created the Ultimate weapon against snoozing - the SnūzNLūz(TM). People who enjoy sleeping in are cowering in fear all across the globe - it's finally true, when you snooze, you lose!

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Re: Never Oversleep Again...

Postby cavemanjonny » Jan 4, 2008 3:36 pm

That's AWESOME!
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Re: Never Oversleep Again...

Postby NoRegrets » Jan 6, 2008 4:48 am

The picture of the alarm clock on their website shows $832 donated!!! That person needs to get out of bed sooner!!! :laughing:
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Re: Never Oversleep Again...

Postby Grandpa Caver » Jan 6, 2008 9:30 am

And did ya see the really fine print...

"Really Fine Print: ThinkGeek reserves the right to take up to a 50% commision on all donations made through the SnūzNLūz. In fact the software supplied with the clock ensures such is the case. Yay!. However, we promise to only use the money for rockets and beach front property."

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