Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

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Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby cave rat » Dec 28, 2007 6:49 pm

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Ride around the store on a bike and honk the horn or yell " get out of my way! im trying to ride here..i need to get home!"
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Postby weevil » Dec 28, 2007 9:11 pm

yea and whose gona call the bail bonds man
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Postby mgmills » Dec 29, 2007 6:40 am

weevil wrote:yea and whose gona call the bail bonds man


:exactly:
Obviously it is an old list since WalMart hasn't had "layaway" (item #5) for quite a while now.

However, this is the joke section :-)
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re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby wendy » Dec 29, 2007 12:47 pm

I bounced on the hipty hops at toys are us once, i went there the other day and they don't sell them blown up anymore, they come in a package, no fun.

lobster races at the grocery store is fun too, but only when you do the whipits from the whipped cream bottles while you are in the store.
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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby reeffish1073 » Dec 30, 2007 11:12 am

hey wendy

better than the bouncy thing, the electric motor bikes! yeah those are fun to ride around the store at toys R us! I highly recomend it to everyone who frequents there!

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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby Kevin Bruff » Jan 2, 2008 5:34 am

at meijer in michigan i rode the barbi corvette around the store till i got busted by undercover securety, it was funny as hell they snuck up behind me and said "pull over" then asked for my license and registration. all they made me do was put it back and told me i couldnt do that. i also used to ride the bikes around the stores. and at dunnhams sporting goods my friends and I used to have boxing matches in the store with the boxing gloves. AHHH the good ol high school days.
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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby graveleye » Jan 3, 2008 1:28 pm

you know those little service phones they have in department stores? We figured out which number to dial that would activate the store intercom. I'm sure the shoppers were wondering why someone was announcing "chicken-neck" every few minutes throughout the store. Not sure how they never caught us.
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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby Kevin Bruff » Jan 3, 2008 4:44 pm

i forgot all about that service phone in the isle....if anyone lives around a meijer i believe the number for the intercom is *74 or just 74. we had a blast with that too. *hash brownies on sale isle 9 today only*
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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby ScottM » Jan 5, 2008 3:55 pm

I am a manager at a Meijer store in Indiana. I see the humor in this post. But is is really a pain in the ass, having people come in my store just to cause trouble. I have been caving since, 1995, and I would ask that you not terrorize people's places of work for fun. I have been on this board for for several years now, and I never get time to cave becuase I work too much. I know this is the "joke forum" but I had to put my 2 cents in. We all preach about not tearing up geology, but tearing up my place of work, affects me directly.

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Re: Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby hank moon » Jan 5, 2008 4:18 pm

ScottM wrote:I know this is the "joke forum" but I had to put my 2 cents in. We all preach about not tearing up geology, but tearing up my place of work, affects me directly.


This is the best joke I've ever seen here!

1000 x :laughing:
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