Never Argue With Canadians

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Never Argue With Canadians

Postby Ralph E. Powers » Nov 30, 2007 2:59 pm

A radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities...

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees North, that's ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Without the possibility of death, adventure is not possible. ~ Reinhold Messner


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Postby BrianC » Nov 30, 2007 3:53 pm

Ralph! that would be a hard one to top! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :kewl:
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Postby Ralph E. Powers » Nov 30, 2007 6:04 pm

BrianC wrote:Ralph! that would be a hard one to top! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :kewl:

Ya, well, wish I could take credit for thinking it up but I can't... still a great one to pass on.
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