Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? ...Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast- talking sales guy had told
ME last year... namely, that in just ONE year these windows would pay
for themselves!
Helllooooo"? (I told him). ..."It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up....