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My free windows!

Postby Wayne Harrison » Oct 18, 2007 1:47 pm

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? ...Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast- talking sales guy had told
ME last year... namely, that in just ONE year these windows would pay
for themselves!

Helllooooo"? (I told him). ..."It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up....
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Postby Jim 23482 » Oct 29, 2007 3:36 pm

...And they walk among us.
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