The Problems with Marrying A Nymphomaniac

[Ralph E. Powers]

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and Darlene just couldn't
Seem to get enough lovin'.

In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made
love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After
supper, they made love.

And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another
half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work
done.

Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with
you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will
be Darlene's signal to come out to you.

Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day
when Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired
off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a
secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"Ah might'a trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season
started!"