The True Cause of Global Warming

[HoosierNick]

There's no doubt that global warming is a reality.
But the true cause is NOT greenhouse gases.
There is only one heat source capable of warming the entire planet.
HELL ITSELF!
The Law of Conservation of energy states that as one body gains heat, another body must give up the same amount of heat.
So if the earth is getting warmer, hell must be getting colder.
And if hell is getting colder, with repeated freezing and thawings, this would explain why so many impossible things are occuring in frequent intervals.
1. Boston winning the World Series
2. The Cubs in the pennant chase.
3. Hilary as President?
4. Caves of Arizona?

Sobering, isn't it? (guffaw)

[NZcaver]

There's no doubt that global warming is a reality.
But the true cause is NOT greenhouse gases.

I've heard the problem is not enough trees... but too much Bush!