An Honest Priest

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An Honest Priest

Postby Ralph E. Powers » Jul 3, 2007 4:07 pm

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well, over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
The woman persisted, "But with your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
The priest agreed. As they started deboarding the plane he managed to sneak the hair-dryer under his robes and tied it around his waist with the cord.
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
The Priest smiled and said: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so she asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
"Next!"
Without the possibility of death, adventure is not possible. ~ Reinhold Messner


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