Little old lady

[pacaver]

A little old lady is walking down the
street,
dragging two plastic

Garbage bags with her,
one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $20
Bill flies out of it
onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops
her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
Falling out of
that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady
"I'd better go back and see if
Can still find some.
Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the
cop. "How did you get all that
Money? "Did you
steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady.
"You see, my back yard backs up
To the parking lot of the football
stadium. Each time there's a game,
a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes
with a big hedge clipper, and
Each time someone sticks his little
thingie through the bushes, I
Say, "$20 or off
it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs
the cop. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in
the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old
lady, "not all of them pay!"