Don't beat the stalactites

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Don't beat the stalactites

Postby erebus » Feb 1, 2007 8:52 pm

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Postby Sean Ryan » Feb 6, 2007 1:16 pm

Well, I'll never set foot in there. What's the point of a cave trip without throwing up the rubbishes and vomiting the sputum?
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Re: Don't beat the stalactites

Postby NZcaver » Feb 6, 2007 5:54 pm

erebus wrote:Image

Now this IS interesting. I posted this exact same engrish.com sign on the forum about a year ago, and just tried to find it - without success. The whole thread has disappeared into thin air!!! :shock:

No more Engrish on cavechat? :tonguecheek:
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Postby erebus » Feb 6, 2007 7:05 pm

Obviously, we should post this image in a new thread every year. Around Lunar New Year seems appropriate.
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Postby NZcaver » Feb 6, 2007 7:19 pm

erebus wrote:Obviously, we should post this image in a new thread every year. Around Lunar New Year seems appropriate.

Roonah noo yeah? :lmao:

Ooh, that so bad. I sorry. :oops:
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Postby erebus » Feb 7, 2007 4:15 pm

NZ, you seem to have something in your mouth. Try saying this: Spring Festival. It might be easier to pronounce around that boot.
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Postby NZcaver » Feb 7, 2007 6:35 pm

Not to worry, apparently I'm quite adept at talking with my foot in my mouth. Thanks for the advice, though. Really.

And remember - you musn't vomit sputum wherever in the tour area.
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Postby erebus » Feb 8, 2007 6:57 am

Thanks for the reminder. I'll try to be more particular where I vomit sputum when in the tour area.
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