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Postby Dane » Dec 9, 2006 1:41 pm

Amazingly simple home remedies
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1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.


Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools:
WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
When all else fails, toss down a good shot of whiskey and take a nap.
Dane
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Postby Squirrel Bait » Dec 9, 2006 4:24 pm

The Mouse trap worked, But the roomate got pissed about the sink.
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Postby Ralph E. Powers » Dec 9, 2006 5:05 pm

Squirrel Bait wrote:The Mouse trap worked, But the roomate got pissed about the sink.

Well ... umm... I'm not quite sure about this... but ... I usually close the door when I do that... that way I don't get caught! :doh:
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Postby Evan G » Dec 10, 2006 7:53 pm

Squirrel Bait wrote:
The Mouse trap worked, But the roomate got pissed about the sink.


Actually the Mouse Trap didn't work, his alarm goes off for about a half-hour still.

Ralph wrote:
I usually close the door when I do that... that way I don't get caught! Doh!


Nick(roommate) got pissed because of the sprayover and he didn't wash his hands!

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