Getting in to see St Peter

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Getting in to see St Peter

Postby Dane » Dec 7, 2006 3:28 pm

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."
Dane
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Re: Getting in to see St Peter

Postby RescueMan » Dec 8, 2006 5:18 pm

Dane wrote:"Just a couple of minutes ago."


Aw, come on. There's no "when" in heaven. :doh:
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Postby Evan G » Dec 8, 2006 5:34 pm

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Aw, come on. There's no "when" in heaven.


Been there lately :shock: ,

Oh Oooops sorry I forgot .... Hell called and they want to know what to do without you. :devil:


It's a joke!!! :laughing:
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Postby RescueMan » Dec 8, 2006 5:57 pm

kver33 wrote:Been there lately


Yeah, I was there a couple minutes ago - until I noticed your post.

But, seriously...

The difference between heaven and hell (on earth):

HELL:
People are sitting around a large round table with a delicious-smelling pot of stew in the middle. They each have 3 foot long spoons. They can easily reach the stew pot with the spoons but, try as they might, they can't get the stew back into their mouths. They are starving and miserable.

HEAVEN:
People are sitting around a large round table with a delicious-smelling pot of stew in the middle. They each have 3 foot long spoons. They are smiling and talking to each other and seem to be very well fed. They discovered that with the long spoons they could feed each other.
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