calling off work

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calling off work

Postby ScottM » Oct 31, 2006 3:19 pm

I had an employee call off work last night. When I asked what was wrong he said he had anal glaucoma. I told him that I had never heard of this before and asked him what it was. He told me that he didn't see his ass coming in to work tonight.
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Postby Wayne Harrison » Oct 31, 2006 5:18 pm

I would tell him it looks like it might develop into a case of paycheck glaucoma.
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