Thing's To Do At A Wal-Mart

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Thing's To Do At A Wal-Mart

Postby cave rat » Oct 26, 2006 11:03 pm

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts,
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Rest Rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in Housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a Clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the Clerk if he knows where the Anti-Depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through it, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

17. Ride around the store on a bike and honk the horn or yell " get out of my way! I'm trying to ride here..I need to get home!"

18. Around Holloween put on a Batman costume and get your friend to put on a Robin costume and stand in a buggy while 'Robin' pushes you and yell "Come Robin to the Batcave"
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Postby bigalpha » Oct 27, 2006 9:57 am

Ya know, we have 4 super wal-marts here, with talk about building another one!
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Postby cob » Oct 27, 2006 2:34 pm

my next playbook!!!
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