The 1st Grade Project

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The 1st Grade Project

Postby cave rat » Oct 26, 2006 5:10 am

A 1st Grade teacher gave her class a project to do over the weekend. She said class, when you go home this weekend, I want you to think of the most exciting thing that has happen to you, and make a report on it Monday.

So, Monday came and the teacher called her first student up, a boy named Billy, to make the first report.

He walked up to the Black Board and drew a big period on it. She asked Billy why a period would be the most exciting thing in his life.

He told her, beats me teacher, but Saturday my older sister lost one, my mom had a nervous breakdown, my dad had a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself.
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