Can I get To Heaven?

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Can I get To Heaven?

Postby cave rat » Oct 25, 2006 11:53 am

A man was questioning himself, is to how if he was going to Heaven. So, he seeked out the advice from the most wise men in the word. No one would give him a answer.

So he went to see the Dali-Lima. He asked the Lima, "Lima, am I going to Heaven?

The Lima thought a few minutes and said, "Come back in the morning and I will give you the answer you seek."

So the next morning, the man went back to see the Lima. "Lima, he asked, am I going Heaven"?

The Lima looked at the man a minute and said, "I have good news and bad news".

"The good news is, you are going to Heaven, bad news is, you leave on Thursday".
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