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cob wrote:simply because they taste so bad as barbecue...

but FORTUNATELY, there was still plenty of grog to wash it down with.

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris jumped out of Grog's beard right as Floyd and Carrie were about to drink him. In one quick motion, he wrapped them up in the skin of a wooly mammoth (that he had just killed with mind bullets) and kicked them so hard they they flew through the ceiling of the cave and landed somewhere in the future.

*NOTE:
The hole that Chuck Norris created by kicking Floyd and Carrie is now known as Sotano de Golondrinas. The reason it is now in Mexico and not Canada is because Chuck Norris was so mad that Floyd and Carrie got away that he stomped his foot and caused the entire North American plate to flip over. Causing what used to be Canada to now be Mexico and vice versa. The US stayed where it was, just upside down.

Alternate Plot Line:

Fortunately all the rumbling from the neanderthal Chuck Norris kick caused a giant pile of breakdown to collapse revealing a fossil entrance which they were all able to climb out into the fading sunlight completing a wonderful caving adventure.

Fortunately, They were kicked so hard they landed in Neversink in the future.

Unfortunately some folks, despite warnings to the contrary, had rigged the "keyhole" drop to bounce the pit and when the first caver got on rope a giant slab broke loose (the reason for the warning, true story) and flatrocked them all with no survivors.

Fortunately their DNA samples were saved and they were cloned to cave again.

Double fortunately, their DNA was sitting in the cave for so long before they were cloned, it mixed with bat DNA. Floyd Jr. And Carrie Jr. have the ability to echo locate and to hang upside down by their toes.

Unfortunately, Floyd was recruited to join the cast of BatBoy - The Musical.

Fortunately, Floyd can hang upside down for an extended period of time.

Kel wrote:Fortunately, Floyd can hang upside down for an extended period of time.

Unfortunately, Carrie doesn't like it that way...

Fortunately she has a, uh, nevermind.

As you were.