Dan's slice of wry, Sept. 13

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Dan's slice of wry, Sept. 13

Postby Evan G » Sep 13, 2006 8:55 pm

Dan Hendricks, Staff writer

Herkleby, and his new friends, Rodney and Mitch, were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden Rodney ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he yelled into the darkness. He listened oh so closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!"

He then tore off all of his his clothes and ran into the cave.

Herkleby was puzzled and asked Mitch what that all about. "Was Rodney plumb nuts or what?"

Mitch replied, "No, in our town it is the custom during mating season that when a man come across a cave, he hollers ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the inky blackness. If he gets an answer, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for them."

After a while, when Rodney failed to reappear, the duo journeyed on. Then, wouldn't ya' just know it, Mitch spotted another cave and off he went. Mitch, too, stopped just inside the entrance and bellowed, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Almost immediately there was the answer, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep within the cavern. Mitch tore off his clothes and disappeared into the darkness.

Herkleby wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the huge opening, he said to himself out loud, "Hoo, boy! Lookit at the size of this sucker! It's bigger than those Rodney and Mitch found ... There must be one really big, fine woman in this cave!"

Well now, he knew just what he had to do. He stood just inside the opening and hollered with all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like Rodney and Mitch, he then heard the reply ... but it was a much, much louder "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a really big smile on his face, he raced into the cave, whoopin' and hollerin' and tearin' off his clothes as he ran.

In the local section of the newspaper the following day, a headline read, "Train Runs Over Naked Man in Tunnel"

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Postby Baazalung » Feb 3, 2007 7:40 am

There's a joke just like this one, in Romanian Folklore.
Or, at least, it's a really old joke
It's better down here than out there...
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Postby adleedy » Feb 4, 2007 9:16 pm

oh man, im gonna have to remember this one its great :rofl:
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