So I was arguing about bills with my girlfriend

[Ralph E. Powers]

And we were going over our budget.

We had to cut back some places, so finally she said I had to give up my 25 dollar a week case of beer. She said we just couldnt afford it... I looked over the stupid budget and told her that we could cut back her 65 dollar a week makeup budget instead, since it cost more and was less neccessary.

She freaked out and told me she had to have the makeup so she would be attractive to me.

I told her thats what the case of beer was for.

Anyone lookin for a boyfriend?