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Postby hydrology_joe » Aug 24, 2006 1:01 pm

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Postby adleedy » Dec 12, 2006 6:19 pm

what happened to us west virginia boys??
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Postby Evan G » Dec 12, 2006 6:23 pm

Here in Wyoming we have more guns than people ... and elk, and deer, and sheep, and cattle.

But the upside is that the population is 50% RED with the other 50% Black & Blue.
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Postby icave » Dec 13, 2006 2:04 pm

Pennsylvanians have a day off from school on the Monday after Thanksgiving, which is the first day of hunting season. We may be northern, but we know how to hunt.
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Postby adleedy » Dec 13, 2006 2:49 pm

in west virginia the school kids get the whole first week of hunting season off or at least when i was in school
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Postby sandalscout » Dec 13, 2006 8:00 pm

I was in Missouri a few weeks ago near Elephant Rocks (around Silver Springs area), there is some small town there that has a population of 480 something, and the liquor store sells firearms.... their sign proclaims that the have in stock 1900 weapons... by my math, I would guess that plus the number of weapons in town, they probably have 5 guns per person....
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Postby adleedy » Dec 13, 2006 8:53 pm

umm lets see... liquor and firearms although both are fun when seperated, it just doesnt seem all that safe when put together.... no, not safe at all (lowers and shakes head)
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Postby Evan G » Dec 13, 2006 10:26 pm

There is a liquior, drug, and sporting goods store in Casper call Bi-rite. During the 70's and earily 80's it had two drive up windows. One was the Liquior Store and the other was the Drug Store. You could also get ammo and a guns thru the Drug Store drive up window. The City thought it was a bit excessive and had them pick one or the other window in the middle 80's. They kept the Drug store window and you can still get the ammo throught it, but you have to walk in for guns and liquior now.
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Postby David_Campen » Dec 14, 2006 5:51 pm

in west virginia the school kids get the whole first week of hunting season off or at least when i was in school

When my father was in High School in rural North Carolina close to 70 years ago, you could bring your hunting rifle to school; check it in at the principals office before school and pick it up after school.
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Postby NICKSCAVE » Dec 14, 2006 10:19 pm

adleedy wrote:in west virginia the school kids get the whole first week of hunting season off or at least when i was in school
Today they dont get the first week off like it was a holiday, But they do get an excused absence if they are absent LOL
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Postby NICKSCAVE » Dec 14, 2006 10:23 pm

Oh boy, kind of worried about some of that spelling.! Mom is an english teacher, Would she kick my ass or what!!
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Postby adleedy » Dec 14, 2006 10:39 pm

i think it might depend on what county the school is in too
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Postby tlong_geo » Dec 19, 2006 2:43 pm

In our school district in central PA (Huntingdon/Mifflin Counties), the kids still get the first 2 days of deer season. When I was in high school (25-30 yrs ago), we got the first 2 days of buck season and the first day of doe season.
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Postby Evan G » Dec 19, 2006 4:27 pm

We have four season here in Jackson Hole, WY:

1) Tourist Season
2) Hunting Season
3) Ski Season

and

4) Mud Season
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Postby Ralph E. Powers » Dec 19, 2006 5:59 pm

adleedy wrote:what happened to us west virginia boys??
You guys get Afghanistan all to yourselves! Ya lucky b :bleep: ards! :grin:
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