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RESOLUTION:

TO AUTHORIZE the use of the Most Chemically Effective Agent Possible against
Mosquitoes in the Front Hall, Bed Room, etc.

WHEREAS in response to the Mosquitoes war of aggression against and illegal
occupation of the Front Hall, the aggrieved has forged a coalition of Earth
Friendly Botanicals to liberate the Front Hall in order to defend the
national security of myself and loved ones and enforce Nature's resolutions
relating to the Humans are Bigger, Stronger and Smarter than Mosquitoes
Doctrine;

WHEREAS the Mosquitoes, in direct and flagrant violation of the Earth
Friendly Botanicals, attempted to thwart the efforts of the aggrieved to
defend its national security, by unleashing an assault on the aggrieved's
face during the early morning hours of August 3, 2006;

WHEREAS the Mosquitoes, by biting the aggrieved on the lip and eye, have
caused great swelling*;

WHEREAS the aggrieved is determined to continue to take all appropriate
actions against Mosquitoes, including but not limited to wiping them off the
face of the map with the highest potency bug spray known to human kind;

THEREFORE the aggrieved is authorized to use the Most Chemically Effective
Agent Possible as it determines to be necessary and appropriate in order to:
(1) defend the national security of the Front Hall, Bed Room, etc. against
the continuing threat posed by Mosquitoes; and
(2) enforce all relevant resolutions relating to the Humans are Bigger,
Stronger and Smarter than Mosquitoes Doctrine.

* think Angelina Jolie

aahhh...

The US invaded Iraq over their supposed possession of chemical weapons, and their demonstrated willingness to use them. I suggest you prepare for an invasion.

Especially if you have "proven oil reserves" in your kitchen.

I'm sure this will get moved to the political section but I dont care.

in another forum I use somebody posted a link from a news channel saying that WMD were finally found in Iraq.

come on fellas! Its a joke!! I've never started a thread that wound up in the Poli/Religious slugfest section!! Dont drag my joke there pleeeeeeze

graveleye wrote:come on fellas! Its a joke!! I've never started a thread that wound up in the Poli/Religious slugfest section!! Dont drag my joke there pleeeeeeze

I wouldn't worry. It is to funny for the Poli/Relig section. But then so are a lot of posts there.

News Report
Star date 8042006 and four nano seconds

After the WAR DECLARED on the mosquito’s it has been heard that the yellow Jackets are massing in the south. It was declared by one of the queens of the yellow jackets to wear yellow instead of the traditional southern colors, mainly because she felt it was more fashionable. They are reported to be developing a super queen in their mass factories that will supposedly sound similar to Elton John.

The reported thread on the yellow jackets:

http://www.caves.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2123

The yellow jacket have been gaining strength by eating their sworn enemy the dreaded Honey Bee and also stealing their honey to sweeten up the many queens that have been spawned in the yellow jacket DNA culture lab (Anything southern has too have culture). The main reason for sweetening up the queens is a genetic defect has been observed and the queens all go on their period at the same time, which makes the hive very upset.

A video of the orange jackets (a protestant sec of the Yellow Jackets) filmed in Britain after their flight from the south for the search of Royal Jelly because Jam wasn’t good enough. Here they are brutally attacking a temple a of pacifist Honey bee’s to gain their enemies strength:

http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/982/Hornets_vs._Bees

Has for the attack on the Mosquito’s front; it has been observed that a bombing campaign by the humans has commenced. The humans are using a chemical warfare spray that is similar to caffeine and was developed by Starbucks. This caffeine espresso warfare spray effectively makes them so hyper that they do not develop genitals, thus cannot reproduce. Mmm maybe that is what happened when I was growing up??

IN from the wire….:

It has been heard the diabolical deer mice in their underground laboratories have been developing a virus. It has now been dubbed the Hantavirus. The government has stepped in and issued WMD’s(Weapons of Mouse Destruction) at every Wal-Marts and Grocery stores in the country.

A thread on this can be seen at:

http://www.caves.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2224

Deer Mice have a white belly and paws, but these are just agents of the Lab Mice that are in the deep bunker. If you WMD a white mouse with pink eyes, please report it to the CDC immediately. Because one of white mice might be one of the notorious gang that did daring escape from Los Alamos two month ago, many lab tops had gone missing at this point.

End of News Report

I think you guys know now completely my bigoted hatred for stinging insects!!