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Foot In Mouth Disease

PostPosted: Jul 7, 2006 3:29 pm
by Ralph E. Powers
For those of you who aren't old enough to know who comedian Norm Crosby is, he was a guy famous for mixing up words (or saying the wrong thing) & making it funny. My mom does this too...but totally on accident.

For example, when I was 10, my folks, sister & grandmother were on a long car ride. It was time to take a pit stop. Mom says, "Yeah, let's get out of the car & spread our legs." 28 years later we still laugh at it.

What have you or a friend said by mistake that broke everyone up?
Cave related would be good too!

PostPosted: Jul 8, 2006 12:08 pm
by ScottM
I am a manager for a business, and I always wear a suit and tie. I was in the store shopping with my wife on my day off. I was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. One of the female employees saw me and said, "Hi!, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." She meant my work clothes, my wife wasn't amused.