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Two hunters

Postby Andy Shoun » Jun 9, 2006 9:09 am

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'
-Not all who wander are lost.
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Postby Gordon Birkhimer » Jun 14, 2006 10:17 am

A hunter was amazed when he came upon a beautiful young girl while hunting in the woods one day. Timidly, he walked up to the gorgeous maiden and asked, "Are you game lass?" To which she replied shyly, "Why yes, I am." So the hunter shot her... :doh:
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Postby Ralph E. Powers » Jun 14, 2006 4:49 pm

How about...

Two hunters in the woods... one has to take a dump. From behind the bush he yells out to his partner that he's out of toilet paper. His partner yells back at him to use a dollar.

Walking back the first hunter's hands are all messy and stinky.

Second hunter yells at him: " I thought I told you to use a dollar!!?"

The first shrugs and says: "I did, all I had was three quarters, two dimes and a nickle." :doh:
Without the possibility of death, adventure is not possible. ~ Reinhold Messner
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