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another name game to play... I'm Crusty Potty Chunks

PostPosted: May 26, 2006 9:36 pm
by hydrology_joe
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle

>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

PostPosted: May 27, 2006 8:06 am
by kvart
Crusty Farkletush

:rofl:

PostPosted: May 27, 2006 8:55 am
by Wayne Harrison
Dinky Dippydoodle. Sounds like the "before" in a Viagra ad. :laughing:

PostPosted: May 27, 2006 4:05 pm
by Ralph E. Powers
Boobie Pottysquirt (???)

ahhh the mental image...

PostPosted: May 28, 2006 6:17 am
by Amocholes
Sloopy Gizzardbutt

PostPosted: May 29, 2006 8:07 am
by Andy Shoun
Cheesey Wafflebrains

PostPosted: May 31, 2006 10:03 am
by Jim 23482
Wayne Harrison wrote:Dinky Dippydoodle. Sounds like the "before" in a Viagra ad. :laughing:


I guess we are related,

Sleezy Dippindoodle

:frymyhide:

PostPosted: May 31, 2006 10:55 am
by Mike Cato
Goober Dippinsnickle.

How'd they know? :hairpull:

PostPosted: May 31, 2006 11:07 am
by Wayne Harrison
Rescueman is Doombah Farklefrack. :woohoo:

PostPosted: May 31, 2006 12:26 pm
by Mike Cato
Our president:

Fluffy Chucklefanny.

:rofl: