> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January-- I kicked
> February-- I loved
> March-- I smoked
> April-- I dry humped
> May-- I choked on
> June-- I murdered
> July-- I did the macarena with
> August-- I had lunch with
> September-I danced with
> October-- I sang to
> November--I yelled at
> December--I ran over
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a Mexican
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your Mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------myself
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a permanent marker
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------because I'm cool like that
> Black------- because that's how I roll.
> Pink--------because I'm NOT a weirdo
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because I'm cool.
> Gray--------Because I was drunk
> Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange----Because I hate my family.
> Brown-----Because I was high.
> Other-------Because I'm a caver
> none------Because I cant control myself
ok, what did
you do?
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Me? ... I ran over Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.