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Postby Ralph E. Powers » May 21, 2006 12:19 am

> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January-- I kicked
> February-- I loved
> March-- I smoked
> April-- I dry humped
> May-- I choked on
> June-- I murdered
> July-- I did the macarena with
> August-- I had lunch with
> September-I danced with
> October-- I sang to
> November--I yelled at
> December--I ran over
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a Mexican
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your Mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------myself
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a permanent marker
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------because I'm cool like that
> Black------- because that's how I roll.
> Pink--------because I'm NOT a weirdo
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because I'm cool.
> Gray--------Because I was drunk
> Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange----Because I hate my family.
> Brown-----Because I was high.
> Other-------Because I'm a caver
> none------Because I cant control myself

ok, what did you do?
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Me? ... I ran over Chuck Norris because the voices told me to. :grin:
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Postby Amocholes » May 21, 2006 5:10 am

I choked on my neighbor because I was drunk.
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Postby Baazalung » May 21, 2006 7:41 am

I kicked a fotball player because I'm a caver
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Postby icave » May 22, 2006 12:41 pm

I sang to a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
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Postby graveleye » May 22, 2006 1:05 pm

I murdered a stuffed animal because I was high. :tonguecheek:
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Postby Nico » May 22, 2006 4:18 pm

I had lunch with myself because I was drunk
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Postby Sean Ryan » May 22, 2006 5:23 pm

I kicked a fireman because I hate myself. But yesterday it was because I hate myself, and the day before that it was because I hate my family.
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Postby NICKSCAVE » May 22, 2006 8:21 pm

I yelled at my sister because thats how I roll! :boxing:
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Postby Atomic Zagnut » Aug 14, 2006 10:03 pm

I murdered myself... because that's how I roll.
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Postby Eve » Aug 15, 2006 12:46 pm

I murdured an iPod because I'm sexy and do what I want!
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Postby icave » Aug 16, 2006 12:45 pm

Eve, don't you think that's a bit extreme. I'm sexy and I do what I want, but I only sang to a llama. Although if I had to do it today I would sing to the llama because I cant control myself.

I just have this thing for singing to llamas.

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Postby Evan G » Aug 16, 2006 1:06 pm

I murdered a squirrel because I'm cool like that

I think I found Wendy's squirrel and he won't bother anyone anymore!!

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Postby JoeyS » Aug 17, 2006 10:05 am

I yelled at a pickle because I was high.

Which makes total sense, really. Although I should have ate the pickle too, since I was high and all...
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Postby Squirrel Bait » Sep 20, 2006 8:34 pm

>>>What's the deal>>>
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:06 am Post subject:

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I think I found Wendy's squirrel and he won't bother anyone anymore!!

http://www.caves.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2291

>>> I think the little fuzzy had E-nuff of people Crushing his nuts. It's a good thing he wasn't a yuneyun member. Must have been a right to work state :nuts:
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Postby wendy » Sep 20, 2006 9:45 pm

i murdered a squirrel cuz i was drunk, hope i wasn't driving at the time
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