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Bubba and Billy Bob

Postby Wayne Harrison » May 11, 2006 6:15 pm

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you? How's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna' switch back to paper."
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Postby Mike Cato » May 12, 2006 9:28 am

Snagged and passed on.

When do you have time to sleep, Wayne :?:
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