A Duck Walks into a Bar...

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A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby PYoungbaer » Nov 3, 2011 5:05 pm

So, a duck walks into a bar, takes a look around, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and says, "Excuse me, do you have any crackers today?" The bartender looks up, and with an impatient shake of his head says, "I told you yesterday, we don't have any crackers." The duck turns and leaves.

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and once more asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender, annoyed, grabs the duck by the neck and says, "Look, I told you before, we don't have any crackers. And if you come back here again, I'll nail your freakin' bill to the bar." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, goes up to the bartender again and says, "Excuse me, but do you have any nails?" The bartender screams, "NO!" So, the duck says, "Great. Do you have any crackers?"
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby Scott Shaw » Nov 7, 2011 7:44 pm

OK...I'll do it......GROAN. :big grin:
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby Grandpa Caver » Nov 7, 2011 8:48 pm

Hmmm :roll: Being a duck and all; maybe it should have asked for quackers. :shrug:
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby Cavernuke » Nov 27, 2011 4:38 pm

...and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby GroundquestMSA » Nov 27, 2011 5:13 pm

A baby seal walks into a club.......
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby bronzzhorse » Nov 27, 2011 7:42 pm

I heard it as gwapes (grapes) instead of crackers, Staples instead of nails, and a convenience store instead of a bar.... but the same principle..... cute joke, none the less!
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Re: A Duck Walks into a Bar...

Postby Gumby » Nov 28, 2011 2:21 pm

You know what they say about the early bird? He's the first one to get shot.
never kick a cow turd on a hot day.
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