A guy runs into a childhood pal.
"Hey, long time no see, what are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I'm a fireman."
"Really!? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman."
"Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house so your kid can practice. The hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night."
Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.
"So, did your son become a fireman?"
"No, but I have two daughters who are Exotic Dancers!"