Watch out for armed woman w/ hairy legs who lives in a cave

[Wayne Harrison]

Watch out for armed women with hairy legs who lives in a cave

By Jerry Barksdale for The Athens (Ala.) News Courier

Someday, while skiing on Elk River, you may be attacked by gators. Don’t worry; they are slow eaters. You’ll have time to pray.

Not so with Sarah Bullington. Pray that you don’t encounter her on a dark night at Blue Springs.

She’s been abused, has issues and owns a hatchet. She will split open your skull so fast that you will see your brains spill out before you die. I admire people who excel at what they do.

Athens High English teacher Richard Garth has written his first novel, “Tales from Blue Springs: The Hatchet Woman.” It’s a grizzly tale about a deranged woman who lives in a cave near Buzzard’s Roost. Sarah is a good woman at heart who loves nature and trees, but she’s crazier than an outhouse rat and is armed. (I think I dated her once).

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