...yeah, I've heard that phrase, but have you ever smelled a wet dog? especially one that's been in a swamp or something. Or rolling around in mulch?
We never hear about the stink of caninity (i just invented a word!), do we? Why is that?
Oh, and for those of you who thought this was some sort of soapbox-political-moral rant. For Shame! Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar shaped UFO coming to abduct our women.
John